It seems fitting. If you want to know what people REALLY think of the show, just linger where the comings and goings are goings-on. Our eyes and ears into the front lines, the first out, first impression of Haunted Poe, our man on the street has got to be Kevin Gallagher: Door Guy.

We asked Kevin a few questions- questions we thought you, dear readers, would perhaps ask him yourself were you to take a moment. Dear readers, we have taken that moment. Behold.